Pink. Bold. Brat. Thief.
Rupert Bauerlien
"My, don't you seem interesting! I would love a chat over a nice cold drink. Wouldn't you, darling?"
Race: Miqo'te
Age: 26
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Gender: Male. He/Him pronouns
Sexuality: Gay
Relationship: Available for a good time
Jobs: Performer, Thief, occasional drunk babysitter
Work
Places where Rupert is currently working- venue carrds are linked in their respective images
Cat Nipps Immersive RP +21 Night ClubOpen the first and third Saturdays at 9P - Midnight EST
Mateus - Goblet - Ward 25 - Plot 8 [Crystal DC]
Honour's Rest InnOpen the second and fourth Friday of every month, from 9pm-12am EST (GMT -5)
Empyreum Ward 11-Plot 11 - Mateus [Crystal DC]
Offerings
Rupert offers a whole slew of services from SFW to very NSFW. These services may be declined at any time- IC or OOC. Prices may be broken down to 30 min increments.SFW (ish) is available for anyone regardless of gender/gender presentation over the age of 18. Cute PDA is included. ( Think hugs/holding hands/cuddles etc.)For NSFW- Ru is strictly dick-orientated for those of 21+. He's not a fan of tiddies other than giggling when they bounce. He will do table dances and similar performances for all though.Please see examples and prices below
Examples of services
If you are unsure, please send a tell!
♦ Date nights! This can include spiteful revenge - 50k an hour
♦ Companionship - 50k an hour
♦ Cuddle session - 50k an hour
♦ Gpose screenies (Single/Group both SFW and NSFW options available) - 90k for SFW base, 20k for each additional person. - 100K for NSFW, 20K each additional person. Depending on the complexity of the gpose, additional fees may apply.
♦ Lap Dances - 50k an hour
♦ Table Dances - 50k an hour
♦ Pole/Aerial Dances - 100k an hour
♦ Shibari Work - 70k an hour
♦ NSFW Courtesan Services - 250K an hour
♦ Strip Dances - 60k an hour
♦ Body Shots - 40k an hour
About the thief
Rupert is a wanderer of these lands with a name of his own choosing. Surviving through his charm, sass, and skilled thievery, he saunters where ever the wind and tides take him. Little is actually known about where Rupert came from. He will say that he came from the shroud, but any further prodding is met with deflection. This action is repeated on anyone who tries to press on his true name as well. Rupert's main goal and focus is on the present and future- prying into his past is no easy task. Rupert just wants to keep moving forward. While he has no roots, that doesn't stop him from seeking companionship. Whether it be in a club, bar, or walking the dusty streets of Ul'dah. He values friendships regardless of gender or race as he sees it as another story and adventure to learn. If someone has the time to spare, and the time to tell, Rupert is always willing to listen to life stories well into the night- savoring the bit of company. This also keeps him from getting bored which is for the betterment of all Eorzea.
RP HOOKS
♦ Anything to do with the 'gathering of goods' will gain swift attention
♦ Seen him do his performing thing at a club? Say Hi, he likely remembers you!
♦ Bounty hunts that keep in mind his skill set and size.
♦ Feed the man or offer him a drink and his attention is all yours
♦ Something that would challenge his skills. Such as stealing a rare item, or breaking into so many homes, and stealing one left shoe.
♦ Want to learn how to be a thief? Throw knives? Play the guitar? Fish? Ask and you shall receive.
♦ Threaten Rupert with a good time if one wants to really see the sass factor raise.
♦ Fights- but the kind one can be friends after.
♦ The man loves to sing- it's even better when someone joins him.
♦ He knows Garlean. But refuses to admit it. Perhaps he's been seen around? ( Please ask for this option )
Playlist
There is a spicy side to Rupert, send a tell or see if you can find it
The Good | The Bad
His fighting skills are more suited for ambushing, distracting, distance fighting, and quick skirmishes. His weapon of choice is knives and he generally always has one on him.He has the ability to pick locks, stay hidden in shadows, and can figure out how to climb most places- mostly tying into his thieving activities.Rupert has the skillset to charm his way out of most thorny situations and into people's lives.He is loyal in his own way to those in his inner circle.He is fiercely protective of those weaker and less fortunate than him.He can sing well and plays the guitar.
Rupert can't cook- He explodes everything he cooks other than boiled waterRupert can't read very wellHe is S T U B B O R N and can be hard to reason with once his mind is made up for better or for worse.He has an explosive temper- luckily there is a long fuse.If someone gets him up before 8 am without a coffee in their hand, he will punch or kick with an added displeased hiss.He is an alcoholic and a lightweight one at that.He can be very moody and melancholic.Rupert is likely one of the most vindictive men in all of Eorzea when someone makes him angry. His vengeance is not swift either. It will hit his target when they least expect it.
TIDBITS
Likes
Ξ Challenges
Ξ Fishing
Ξ The cold
Ξ Heights
Ξ Knife throwing
Ξ Coffee & Sweets
Ξ Sleeping
Ξ Singing
Dislikes
♦ Being told what to do.
♦ Boredom
♦ The heat
♦ Nobility
♦ Cooking
♦ Waking up too early
Fears
☠Griffons☠
☠Losing loved ones☠
☠Abandonment☠
Rupert is a flirty man, he will come one to anyone who suits his fancy. This is even worse when liquid courage is on board.
With a flair for romance and the down and dirty, he can be a bit of a handful in his actions. As for the status of relationship types, he is interested in currently: a one-night stand, and friends with benefits. Romance, while he may act in that manner at first, is something he is losing faith in. Someone can try, but he's more into friendship with sexy times. One might get lucky though, or not depending. Or you can also just offer him food or coin. That works.When he is in a more BDSM relationship, he tends to lean towards sub as it's easier for him and he is lazy. However, when his dom side is switched on, there is little that one can do outside of a safe word to get him out of the mindset. He is mostly a power-bottom when he is in control but for the right person, he will top.Rupert is up for almost anything and new experiances, but please be sure to ask him first or he might actually escape rather than playfully try.
Gallery
Relationships
Jhaelanna Lapriere
"I miss her very much. I wish I could just talk to her, she always knew what to do."
" I don't know what you see in me truly. I love you, but I think you might be better off with Ash than me just based on recent events. Perhaps I am selfish for wanting you and letting this start, but you are the most stable in my life. I know you love me too. But that scares me."
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" I don't know how you talk to turtles, and I don't want to know. Just take care of Javik alright? I know you can, you've been so sweet to me over time after all, but please. Take care of him."
" I wonder if I asked you if you'd come with me on an adventure if you would. Just run off.... Would you?"
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"I'm so proud of you man, like so so proud. You're doing good for yourself and flying further than I ever dreamed. Keep climbing, even if I can't be up there beside you."
" THOEN YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING IDIOT NOW I HAVE TO FIND OUT FROM WHATEVER HOLE YOU FELL INTO AND KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY STRIPPERBOOTS!"
"Fallon! I enjoy him around. He is a tease, and fun to tease. I don't see him as often as I would like since he is off doing his airship/wooing men adventuring, but such is current life. I can say without a doubt if you want a good time I would highly suggest calling him."
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" J'zask, he is a fun guy to hang out with. He's smart, funny, and he can heal. This man is also the funniest wine drunk you will ever meet. Give him wine and let him have at it. You won't regret it."
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"Also known as 'My fucking name', V'zeri is a delight. I love pressing his buttons and pushing my luck. He hasn't chased me yet- but I think he knows he won't catch me if he tries! I haven't seen him as much but when I have, I've seen him with his boy around. They are so damn cute together!"
D'inh Tia
"He is grumpy but really cute. I don't know if he quite knows what to do with me half the time, but I figure he has to like me a little bit since we do have serious talks on occasion."
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" I have given up. I didn't want to, but it's been too long. He's not coming back. I guess I was too much."
Ru After Dark
Relationship Style
Polyamorous/Polyromantic ||Very Open relationship || Non-Hierarchical Polyamory ||
Sexuality: Persons with penises
Preference: Switch, Dom leaning | Bottom/Power Bottom
Safewords: Will insist on if there is any bondage or risk of moderate to severe damage- mentally or physically.
The generic ones he uses are- Red for hard stop, Blue for needs a tiny break. Green for okay to go.
Hell Yeah | Hell Nah
♥ BDSM
♥ Being chased
♥ Being bound
♥ Preforming rope bondage
♥ Any and all dicks
♥ 'Nilla
♥ Being lifted/carried
♥ Aftercare
♥ CUDDLES
❌Age play
❌ Incest
❌ Face being slapped*
❌ Vore
❌Waterspout/scat
*Very few special people can do this action
Spicy Gallery
The monkey behind the keyboard
OOC||
Hello! A quick blurb about me- new-er to FF lore, not new to rp. I have been rping off and on for many moons. I am 25+ and would prefer to rp with others that are 18+IC does not equal OOC Period.I rp semi para/paragraph format, but I can match anyone as long as I am given something I can respond to.Consent is huge for me as is comfort. I am also not a mind reader so help me help you to feel safe and comfortableRP topics: Pretty open. Dark, Light, Funny.